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What would happen if Trump were kidnapped by another country??

“What would happen if former President Trump was kidnapped and arrested by a nation enemy of the United States? Would the White House do anything? Would it be a problem for National Security?”

This is a likely scenario.

Day 1:
“Hello, this is the president of Berzerkistan. We have your former President Trump. He is alive and unharmed. If you ever want to see him alive again, deliver One Million Ounces of Gold to the Prime Minister of Vietnam. After the gold is safely in our hands, we will return Former President Trump to you.”

“Hello, this is Vice-President JD Vance.  It is the policy of the United States never to negotiate with terrorists. We will not pay a million ounces of gold to get Donald Trump back.”

Day 3:
“Hello Vice-President JD Vance? This is still the president of Berzerkistan. Your Former President Trump is truly a pain in the ass, but we still have the upper hand by retaining him here. As a gesture of goodwill, we now demand One Thousand Ounces of Gold for his safe return.”

“Good morning, President of Berzerkistan. We still don’t negotiate with terrorists.”

Day 5:
“Hello Vice-President JD Vance? Look, we’ll give the motherfucker back for free. What do you say?”

“Nope. We still don’t negotiate with terrorists.”

Day 7

:“Vice-President JD Vance, I know that you are a good humanitarian man. My entire army has defected so they don’t have to watch Trump. What would it take for us to be rid of this worthless piece of shit?”

“Look pal, you took him. He’s yours.”

Day 9:
“I beg of you, Vice-President JD Vance. PLEASE come get this bastard. The little prick has started holding MAGA rallies in the town square. Only five people in the entire country speak English so no one knows what the hell he is saying, but we’re quickly running out of eggs and tomatoes.”

“Nope. We don’t care what happens to him as long as it’s in your country. Deal with him.  I have notified all US Customs ports to refuse him if he tries to come back  He’s your asshole now.”

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Trump says he will have a big bunker under the ballroom

President Donald Trump confirmed that the military was involved in the construction of a “big complex” underneath his new White House ballroom – and hinted at it being a new bunker.

While speaking with reporters aboard Air Force One, the president provided updates on his $400 million ballroom and showed off renderings of the 90,000-square-foot structure, which replaced the original East Wing.

“The military is building a big complex under the ballroom, which has come out recently because of a stupid lawsuit that was filed,” Trump said, referring to a lawsuit that seeks to pause construction of the ballroom.

Although Trump did not exactly explain the purpose of the underground bunker, he hinted it was for security reasons. “The ballroom essentially becomes a shed for what’s being built under the military, including from drones, including from any other thing,” Trump said, adding that the windows will be “bulletproof.”

Once upon a time, another world leader had a special bunker built for himself.  Here’s an hour-long documentary on that bunker and the final days of that Fascist.