I’m fascinated by this particular topic, so sue me if I blog too long.
Donald Trump continues to make claims, in public speeches that are recorded by contemporary information technology and therefore viewable after the fact, that schoolchildren are being subjected to surgical procedures to alter their genders, without parental permission or knowledge. He has been making these claims at least since the fall of 2024, when he did so while campaigning for re-election to the presidency of the United States, and he made them again yesterday at a midterm elections rally in Arizona. Here is my verbatim transcript:
Mutilate your children, they want to cut your children. It’s unbelievable, what they do. Six states, they can do whatever they want, and they do. Your son leaves as Jimmy, and comes back home in three days as Janet. [Some people in crowd laugh in what sounds more like a polite than a sincere way]. And they don’t even ask you. Most people don’t believe that, you know, they think it’s like an exaggeration – it’s not. They can take your child out of school and do whatever the hell they want. These people are sick. Minnesota is one of those states that can do that.
I had to make my own transcript after viewing a video clip of the rally posted by Aaron Rupar, because I can find no news stories reporting on these specific remarks. These remarks, made yesterday by the president of the United States, are not considered in any way newsworthy by any major media outlets.
What’s going on here? Some speculations:
I don’t believe this is an example of media bias in the crude “the New York Times supports Donald Trump and therefore covers up bad stories for him” narrative. What’s happening here is subtler than that I think. If, for example, Mike Johnson were to come out and say he can’t negotiate with Hakeem Jefferies and Chuck Schumer because they are possessed by demons, and that therefore negotiations must wait until a successful exorcism, this would be a massive news story, there would be lots of calls for Johnson’s immediate resignation from the speakership, etc. Johnson’s hypothesized claim is actually less crazy, for certain values of crazy at least, than Trump’s actual claim yesterday, since demonic possession is not empirically verifiable or disconfirmable, while the existence of unauthorized transgender surgeries at American elementary and/or secondary schools is. So why are the Trump remarks a complete non-story, given that they are totally insane on their face, and the president of the United States making totally insane on their face statements seems like real news by definition?
The answer, it would seem, is that Donald Trump, president of the United States, makes totally insane on their face statements all the time, so such statements aren’t news, because they fail to clear the dog bites man as opposed to man bites dog definition of news.
Relatedly, the media, consciously, semi-consciously, or unconsciously, rationalize all this as some sort of joke or schtick. Trump isn’t serious, you see, because if he were serious that would be totally insane, and the president of the United States is not totally insane, because if he were that would be extremely alarming, plus we have institutional guardrails ™ to deal with insane presidents, that aren’t being employed, or indeed even referenced, so obviously he has not gone insane. [Extreme Captain Willard voice]. Obviously.
Also relatedly, this whole thing implicates a pet little idea of mine, which is that right wing politics and ideology in contemporary America can be described as Apocalyptic Calvinism on Meth which works something like this. As I’m sure you all remember, a core principle of Calvinist theology is the total depravity of the human moral condition, which is an assumption that actually makes a certain amount of twisted sense, for certain values of twisted sense, if your metaphysics assume not a can opener but an omniscient omnipresent eternal definitionally good down to the last drop deity. Think of it this way. I’m sure there are a lot of different ability levels in the LGM readership in regard to playing basketball, but how would the differences in all those levels stack up in comparison to Nikola Jokic’s basketball abilities? The answer of course is that the differences would be trivial, because Jokic is almost infinitely better at basketball than anyone at LGM. Well in Calvintown, God is not almost infinitely better than you or me or Pope Leo or Ted Bundy or Donald Trump: he is literally infinitely better. Which means . . . stick with me for a second here . . . that sure Donald Trump lies, but all politicians lie, because all people lie, unlike God, who literally never does, because he can’t by definition (This would seem to contradict the omnipotence feature of our featured deity, but whatever as the kids say).
So yes, Donald Trump is totally depraved, as illustrated by his totally depraved statements about transgender surgeries, but everybody is totally depraved compared to God, so none can be justified by works, which is why you need Unconditional Election via the Irresistible Grace of Jesus Christ (are you with me so far?).
From this perspective, saying “Social Security is going broke” and saying “Jimmy goes to school and comes home three days later as Janet” [side point: does Donald Trump not realize that not everyone goes to boarding schools or how is this part supposed to work?] are the same, because they’re both lies, and God hates all liars with equal fervor, which again is why we all need all that irresistible grace. That the first lie is a kind of subtle spinning of the facts while the second is a deranged claim totally orthogonal to reality itself is a trivial detail in the eyes of the Big Guy, so it should be in ours, as well. Or something.
Let us turn now to Chapter 33, verses seven through eleven, of the Good Book:
Take for example Trump’s claim that elementary schools are carrying out secret gender reassignment surgeries on children, so that one day Johnny goes to school and comes back as Jane. How does he get away with making this utterly insane and above all epically stupid claim, at the height of a presidential campaign, with no apparent ill effects on his re-election chances?
First, because of epistemic bubbles, a huge number of Trump voters will never hear about this claim, as Fox News and the internet algorithms won’t feed it to them. The fact that in theory it’s very easy to find this information runs into the practical reality that people who don’t want to hear it will very often successfully avoid doing so.
Second, many supporters who do hear it are stupid enough to believe it, as Trump himself probably does in his increasingly degenerate decrepitude.
Third, Trumpian intellectuals – and they do exist, despite the reflexive denial of so many liberals – will interpret this claim in symbolic terms. Yes, it’s not literally true, but it’s true in a higher, metaphorical sense, given that elementary schools, controlled by cadres of woke cultural Marxists, are trying to make transgender identity a normal and acceptable thing. One can perform a similar re-interpretation of just about every item on the list below. And that is the essence of this nightmare from which we are trying to awake.
And that is why there are no news stories about Donald Trump’s deranged claims about transgender surgeries yesterday. Because the fact — and it is very much an undeniable fact to any rational observer — that Donald Trump himself is a deranged delusional liar, who is losing touch with reality and is almost out of blow, is NOT NEWS. It’s just how he is, and the way things are now, and we had better get used to ie, because there’s nothing to be done about it for twenty-seven more months (minimum unless Captain Willard gets a real choice mission), because that’s the way God planned it, that’s the way God wants it to be.













