Newt Gingrich weighs in — he’s dumber than Trump and Hogsbreath combined

82 yr-old asshole who was screwing his secretary on the office desk while his wife was in the cancer ward demands “thermonuclear detonations” to bypass the Strait of Hormuz

The former Speaker of the House shared the story to his 2.5 million followers on X with a quoted passage, which read: “Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks.”

The problem is, it appears Gingrich didn’t know it was satire. ( an article by the ChinaTalk Substack on Sunday that proposed detonating thermonuclear bombs to open up a new lane, eliminating the need for the Strait of Hormuz. )

“The views expressed above do not necessarily represent those of anyone with brain cells,” a note at the bottom of the story read.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-suck-up-newt-gingrich-82-demands-war-goes-thermonuclear/

UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16):

UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16):

🇫🇷 France: REJECTED
🇬🇧 UK: REJECTED
🇮🇹 Italy: REJECTED
🇪🇸 Spain: REJECTED
🇯🇵 Japan: REJECTED
🇳🇴 Norway: REJECTED
🇨🇦 Canada: REJECTED
🇦🇺 Australia: REJECTED
🇩🇪 Germany: REJECTED
🇨🇳 China: NO RESPONSE
🇳🇱 Netherlands: NO RESPONSE
🇰🇷 South Korea: NO CONFIRMATION

 

Tell me again:  Who wrote that book “The Art of the Deal?”

Trump, Hegseth in retreat, confused, and as stupid as ever

It is conventional wisdom that when presidents are unpopular, they can start a war to boost their public support. Trump’s war against Iran to improve his favorability ratings has backfired badly.

  • He tempted fate by declaring that “We won. . . in the first hour, it was over.” He rejected potential support from allies, posting, “We don’t need people that join Wars after we’ve already won!
  • One week later, Trump is begging, cajoling, and threatening allies he previously shunned and insulted, demanding they help the US reopen the Strait of Hormuz to shipping. Not surprisingly, their response has been non-committal.
  • But it gets worse. The war is going so badly for the US that Trump is threatening media outlets with “Treason”—which can include the death penalty—for reporting truthfully on the war.

Trump is exuding fear and desperation, a fact that will only harden the resolve of Iran to maintain its closure of the Strait of Hormuz. Trump has few options: Expand the war dramatically by sending tens of thousands of US soldiers onto the Iranian coast in the Persian Gulf or declare victory, cease hostilities, and hope that Iran acts rationally to protect its economic interests in a free-flowing global oil trade.

I discuss the details below, but here’s the point for those seeking to defeat Trump and his enablers. He is weak, desperate, and cornered. Now is the time to ratchet up the pressure through political protests larger than any ever seen in American history.

Trump is weak and desperate because he can see a blue wave swelling in the distance, a wave that will bring oversight, investigations, and impeachments. By maximizing pressure on Trump now, we can accelerate his decision to stop the political hemorrhaging by ceasing hostilities. We have seized the momentum; Trump is in retreat. Let’s press our advantage!

Trump begs and threatens US allies to help reopen Strait of Hormuz

In three separate communications over the weekend, Trump begged and threatened US allies to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz. In an interview with Financial Times, a press gaggle on Air Force One, and an unhinged rant on Truth Social, Trump demanded that the UK, Japan, South Korea, China, and NATO allies help to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. See Financial Times, Donald Trump warns Nato faces ‘very bad future’ if allies fail to help US in Iran (Gift article, accessible to all.)

In his interview with the Financial Times, Trump said that NATO faces a “very bad” future if European nations did not assist in reopening the Strait of Hormuz. He said, in part,

We have a thing called NATO. We’ve been very sweet. We didn’t have to help them with Ukraine. Ukraine is thousands of miles away from us . . . But we helped them. Now we’ll see if they help us. Because I’ve long said that we’ll be there for them, but they won’t be there for us. And I’m not sure that they’d be there.

Trump resorted to a “planted” story in the Wall Street Journal previewing an announcement this week about a “coalition” of nations that would commit naval vessels to escort ships through the Strait. See WSJ, Exclusive: Trump Administration Plans to Announce Coalition to Escort Ships Through Strait of Hormuz.

But the story planted in the WSJ made clear that the “coalition” was illusory by noting that the coalition members “were still discussing . . . whether those operations would begin before or after hostilities end.

Two observations: If the alleged members of the coalition are “still discussing” the formation of the coalition, it doesn’t exist. And if the coalition comes into operation only “after hostilities end,” the coalition is a PR stunt.

The response to the Trump’s trial balloon of a global coation to provide escorts was decidedly negative. See The Guardian, Trump’s call for allied deployment to strait of Hormuz meets muted response | Strait of Hormuz.

For example, per the Guardian,

A senior Japanese politician told the news channel NHK TV that Japan would not rule out sending warships to the region to secure the shipping lane but said the threshold for doing so was “very high”.

The UK said it was considering sending “mine hunting drones,” which is a far cry from providing a “naval escort.”

France said it would not participate in any operations in the Gulf.

Germany’s foreign minister said he was “very sceptical that extending [existing naval deployments] to the Strait of Hormuz would provide greater security.”

China said it would work to strengthen “communication with relevant parties” in the Middle East.

Where does that leave Trump? The Strait of Hormuz is closed for the 17th day, the largest shipping disruption since WWII. See Hormuz Crisis Dashboard — Real-Time Shipping Disruption Tracker. The closure is currently affecting 10% of oil tankers, with 100% of oil shippers suspending operations in the Persian Gulf. Trump is just beginning to understand the ramifications of trash-talking our allies for the last year. Having been dismissed and demeaned, they are in no hurry to help the US fix the crisis that Trump created.

 

Trump threatens the media to stop reporting truthfully on the war

As news of US casualties and equipment losses / damage mounts, the administration wants the media to stop reporting on those setbacks, instead focusing only on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s chest-beating about the US military blowing things up.

Trump went on a truly epic rant on Truth Social, which I will not repeat. You can search for it if you want, but make yourself a cup of tea and get comfortable before you start reading it. The point is that Trump is furious that the news of his war with Iran is making him look bad. (It’s always about him.) If you want to read a short summary, see The Daily Beast, Trump demands death penalty for reporters in unhinged war rant.

Per the Daily Beast, Trump said, in part, that a story reported by the Wall Street Journal about damage to five US refueling aircraft was false. (One refueling aircraft was shot down, resulting in the loss of six lives of US crew members.) Trump wrote,

The story was knowingly FAKE and, in a certain way, you can say that those Media Outlets that generated it should be brought up on Charges for TREASON for the dissemination of false information!

Brandon Carr, the chair of the FCC, was spotted at Mar-a-Lago shortly after Trump’s tirade. Immediately thereafter, Carr snapped to attention and threatened networks with revocation of their licenses for reporting negative stories about the war. See CNN, FCC chair threatens TV networks amid Iran war coverage — but his warning rings hollow.

CNN’s headline suggests that the FCC chair does not have unilateral authority to revoke licenses. That suggestion is correct.

The reaction to Carr’s threats was swift and negative. Even Republicans criticized Carr for acting like he was the agent of an authoritarian dictator. Senator Ron Johnson recognized that Carr’s threats were beyond the pale. See The Hill, Ron Johnson criticizes Brendan Carr’s broadcast threats.

Johnson said the following on a Fox News Sunday talk show:

I am a big supporter of the First Amendment. I do not like the heavy-handed government, no matter who is wielding it. … I would rather the federal government stay out of the private sector as much as possible. The federal government’s role is to protect our freedoms — protect our constitutional rights.

When you have lost Ron Johnson, the closest thing to a human fence post in GOP caucus in the Senate, you are losing bigly.

Trump failed to heed the warnings of advisors who were appointed to be “Yes” men. The escalating economic damage was foreseeable and foreseen. Trump is now attempting to blame others for the mess he created—including NATO, China, South Korea, and the media.

The tactic will not work. Trump owns everything about the war on Iran—any positive outcomes, as well as every negative outcome, including global economic shocks. Our task is to ensure that the American electorate understands that Trump started this war on his own and is responsible for everything, good and bad, that happened after the first missiles were fired.

After 3 weeks at war, Trump, Hegseth as confused, indecisive, and ignorant as ever

Today, as the country enters its third week of war against Iran, President Donald J. Trump was on the golf course, illustrating the observation of journalist E.J. Dionne in the New York Times that “from the very beginning of this war, we got a sense that there wasn’t a great deal of serious thought put into it by the president of the United States about how it might end, what our objectives were, what needed to be done to protect Americans who are in the Middle East, what might happen to oil in the Strait of Hormuz.”

Although the administration appears to be trying to convince Americans that the U.S. military’s destruction of the Iranian military means the U.S. has won the war, Iranian leadership needed simply to continue in power to declare victory. Then, blocking the 20% of the world’s oil that flows through the Strait of Hormuz would give them leverage over the war’s outcome.

On March 10, Helene Cooper and Eric Schmitt of the New York Times reported that senior defense officials told them the Iranian military is adjusting its tactics to strike at the communications and defense systems protecting U.S. troops. Those tactics include drone strikes. The same day, Marc Caputo, Barak Ravid, and Colin Demarest of Axios reported that Ukrainian officials had tried several months ago to sell the U.S. anti-drone technology for downing Iran-made drones as a sign of thanks for U.S. support and as a way to strengthen ties between the U.S. and Ukraine, but the U.S. did not pursue the offer.

White House spokesperson Anna Kelly responded: “This characterization made by these cowardly unnamed sources is not accurate and proves that they are simply outside looking in. [Defense] Secretary [Pete] Hegseth and the armed forces did an incredible job planning for all possible responses by the Iranian regime, and the undisputed success of Operation Epic Fury speaks for itself.”

And yet the fallout from the strikes on Iran by the U.S. and Israel appears to have caught the administration by surprise. Trump told Kristen Welker and Alexandra Marquez of NBC News yesterday that he was “surprised” that Iran attacked other countries after the U.S. and Israeli strikes. He also said strikes on Saturday on Kharg Island, which is about fifteen miles off the Iranian coast and is home to Iran’s primary oil export terminal, “totally demolished” most of the island but that “we may hit it a few more times just for fun.”

President Donald J. Trump posted on social media Saturday morning: “Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait open and safe. We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are.”

Despite what Trump claimed was the utter destruction of Iran’s military, he asked other countries to contribute to the effort to reopen the strait. “Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated. In the meantime the United States will be bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water. One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE!”

Since he took office more than a year ago, Trump has gone out of his way to antagonize our allies and partners, warning them that the United States will act alone and working to undermine the international alliances the U.S. has shaped since World War II. Now, having sparked a regional war in the Middle East after ignoring what virtually everyone said would be the result of attacking Iran a second time, Trump is begging other countries to come to his aid.

In yesterday’s NBC News interview, Trump told Welker and Marquez that several countries have committed to helping reopen the strait, but he declined to name them. “They’ve not only committed, but they think it’s a great idea,” he said. He also said that “Iran wants to make a deal,” but he has declined “because the terms aren’t good enough yet.” Today Iran’s foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi, said Tehran had not even asked for negotiations, let alone a ceasefire.

That the White House is in turmoil showed this morning first of all in the fact that one of the people making the administration’s case on the talk shows was U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Mike Waltz, the man who added Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg to the Signal messaging app on which members of the administration were making plans to strike Houthi militants in Yemen, a chat that would hide administration discussions from the record-keeping required by public records laws.

On CNN’s State of the Union this morning, over a chyron that read, “OIL PRICES SKYROCKET AS IRAN THROTTLES TRAFFIC IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ,” Jake Tapper noted that while the U.S. has said it would soon send naval escorts through the strait, shipping executives have told CNN “that all their requests for escorts have…been rebuffed. Tapper asked Waltz if Trump is simply hoping other countries will send naval escorts through the Strait of Hormuz or if they had committed to it.

Waltz answered that “we have the energy dominance in place,” then noted that in the past, other countries had worked alongside the U.S. to keep energy flowing through the strait, and Trump is calling on the world to do the same thing again. Waltz said: “We certainly welcome, encourage, and even demand their participation to help their own economies.”

On Face the Nation, another odd salesperson for Trump’s war, National Economic Council director Kevin Hassett, told host Margaret Brennan that “you have to understand that America is not going to have its economy harmed by what the Iranians are doing.” Hassett implied that because the U.S. produces more oil now than it did in the 1970s, it doesn’t really need oil from the Persian Gulf. The Iranians “think that they’re gonna harm the U.S. economy and get President Trump to back down,” he said. “There couldn’t be anything that was a stupider thing to say. ‘Cause the bottom line is that our economy has got all this momentum in the world, and we’ve got lots and lots of oil.”

The U.S. does indeed produce more oil and natural gas than it consumes, but it cannot use much of what it produces. The key is prices and refineries. The U.S. tends to produce light, sweet crude oil, a term for oil that flows easily and has low sulfur content. Because it is easy to refine and more valuable than heavy, sour crude, U.S. producers have an incentive to sell it on the open market. Even if they wanted to keep it at home, U.S. refineries are set up to refine the cheaper heavy crude oil, so the U.S. does not have the refining capacity to process the oil it currently produces and must buy what it needs from elsewhere. This means the U.S. is inextricably tied to the international oil markets.

The administration appears to be taking the position that the problem is not Trump’s launching an ill-thought-out war, but rather the media outlets’ reporting on that war. Although Trump has been conversing freely with reporters by cell phone since the war broke out, yesterday morning he posted on social media: “The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal (in particular), and other Lowlife “Papers” and Media actually want us to lose the War. Their terrible reporting is the exact opposite of the actual facts! They are truly sick and demented people that have no idea the damage they cause the United States of America. Fortunately, as proven by our Great and Conclusive Election Win in 2024, the People of our Country understand what is happening far better than the Fake News Media!”

Less than two hours later, Trump posted an image titled “PRESIDENT TRUMP IS RESHAPING THE MEDIA,” with three categories: “GONE,” “REFORMS,” and “WINNING.” Under “gone” was the defunding of PBS and NPR, as well as a list of reporters who have been fired since Trump took office in 2025. Under “reforms,” the image claimed Trump was the “Most Accessible POTUS Ever,” boasted that under CBS’s new ownership by Trump ally David Ellison the station has a “News Bias Ombudsman,” and suggested that CNN would soon be under “New Ownership” as well. Under “winning” was a quotation from The Guardian that “Trump is waging war against the media—and winning.”

Hours later, Federal Communications Commission chair Brendan Carr threatened the broadcast licenses of media stations. He quoted Trump when he posted: “Broadcasters that are running hoaxes and news distortions—also known as the fake news—have a chance now to correct course before their license renewals come up. The law is clear. Broadcasters must operate in the public interest, and they will lose their licenses if they do not…. It is very important to bring trust back into media, which has earned itself the label of fake news.” Then Carr slipped in his own fake news, suggesting that Trump won “a landslide election victory” when in fact he received less than 50% of the vote, and concluded: “Time for change!”

The Framers of the U.S. Constitution understood that a free press is imperative for a democracy. They established the right to a free press in the First Amendment that begins the Bill of Rights. Silencing critics is the refuge of those who know what they are doing is unpopular and unjustifiable.

Jim Acosta, who left CNN, noted that while the administration is attempting to establish a state media, the American people increasingly have the option of reading independent journalism. “Yes,” Acosta wrote, “Trump put me on his media hit list. I regret to report to the notoriously thin-skinned, twice elected, yet soon to be thrice-impeached president that I am still here, loving the freedom of independent media…. Living rent free in the mind of the president of the United States is indeed liberating, especially when you are coloring outside the lines of corporate media.”

Yesterday evening, the official White House social media account on X tried to reassure Americans that Trump knows what he’s doing. It posted an image of the American flag over a stealth bomber with the words “PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH” and “NO PANICANS!”

And yet, in what seemed to be panicked comments tonight, Trump on social media appeared to take on the rifts showing up among MAGA leaders over the Iran war, saying of isolationist America First MAGAs: “THEY ARE NOT MAGA, I AM, and MAGA includes not allowing Iran, a Sick, Demented, and Violent Terrorist Regime, to have a Nuclear Weapon to blow up the United States of America, the Middle East and, ultimately, the rest of the World.”

Another post blamed Iranian AI and disinformation for stories that he said are “FAKE and, in a certain way, you can say those Media Outlets that generated it should be brought up on Charges for TREASON for the dissemination of false information.” He reiterated support for Carr’s attack on the media and insisted he won the presidential election “IN A LANDSLIDE.”

In yet another post, the president’s account attacked the U.S. Supreme Court for declaring his tariffs unconstitutional, then blamed the justices for ruining the nation by permitting Democrat Joe Biden to be inaugurated rather than “call out The Rigged Presidential Election of 2020.”

In an interview with Financial Times published this evening, Trump warned that the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) would have a “very bad” future if allies don’t help open the Strait of Hormuz. And tonight, on Air Force One, Trump told reporters: “Really, I’m demanding that these countries come in and protect their own territory, because it is their territory. It’s the place from which they get their energy, and they should come and they should help us protect it. You could make the case that maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all, because we don’t need it. We have a lot of oil.”

Demented old man, aided by an alcoholic womanizer, is looking for others to bail him out

Looks like someone really wants a bailout:

Donald Trump has warned that Nato faces a “very bad” future if US allies fail to assist in opening up the Strait of Hormuz, sending a blunt message to European nations to join his war effort in Iran.

The US president told the FT in an interview on Sunday that he could also delay his summit with China’s President Xi Jinping later this month as he presses Beijing to help unblock the crucial waterway.

“It’s only appropriate that people who are the beneficiaries of the Strait will help to make sure that nothing bad happens there,” Trump said, arguing that Europe and China are heavily dependent on oil from the Gulf, unlike the US. “If there’s no response or if it’s a negative response I think it will be very bad for the future of Nato,” he added.

Trump’s comments, made in an eight-minute phone call with the FT, came a day after he appealed to China, France, Japan, South Korea and the UK to join a “team effort” to open up the chokepoint through which a fifth of the world’s oil passes. Iran in effect shut the strait after the US and Israel launched their war more than two weeks ago, sparking fears of a new oil price shock for the global economy. US efforts to open the waterway have largely failed. International oil prices hit $106 a barrel on Sunday evening, up about 45 per cent since the start of the war.

The whole world has seen how Trump is treating our NATO allies who have stood by us for over 80 years.  The whole world sees how Trump is treating South American nations who have done nothing to the US.  It’s no wonder everyone is turning down his demands that they dispatch their navies to bail him out.

Trump has cultivated allies almost as carefully as he planned this military campaign. It’s the art of . . . the art of . . . well, the art of something or other.

“Mission accomplished!” Sure it is, of course it is.

“And every dead child is my child.
Every grieving mother is my mother.
Every crying father is my father.
Every home turned to rubble is the home I grew up in.
Every brother carrying the remains of his brother across borders is my brother.
Every sister waiting for a sister who will never come home is my sister.
Every one of these people are ours, Just like we are theirs.
We belong to them, and they belong to us.”
~James Baldwin

I have great respect for the Constitution. Within my libraries are a number of books about its creation and the correct application of it in the law of the land. Also, other books about times it has been misunderstood or purposely applied in incorrect ways.

I doubt like hell the current president has ever read the Constitution, or any books on its history. He has shown that he has zero respect for it. His cult is composed of others who show a profound ignorance of the Constitution, and snakes in DC who willingly betray their oath of office, to have loyalty to it.

Thus, I think that Mark Twain was correct: “Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.” One can be patriotic and 100% opposed to this president, and everything he does. And I question the concept that supporting him while honoring the Constitution is somehow possible.

I think that Israel has as much right to exist as any nation. I want the citizens to be able to live in peace. At the same time, I recognize that Netanyahu is a war criminal. I think that he has harmed Israel, making it at increased risk for the hostilities that put its citizens at risk. I do not think it is a coincidence that antisemitism is on a dangerous rise in the United States. Thus, like many good, thinking people, I am against Netanyahu while being pro-Israel.

The synergy of this president and Netanyahu has already caused great destruction in the Middle East. As I watch news from foreign countries, and podcasts featuring retired military and intelligence officials, it becomes evident they have started a war that they cannot control. Having human parasites such as Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff as “envoys” documents that greed, rather than U.S. interests, was the primary factor in this hideous war.

The administration has not told Congress or the public why they attacked now. They have changed the goal posts several times since starting the war. The mediator between the U.S. And Iran had come to DC on February 27, and told the vice president that Iran was willing to agree to serious limitations, and likely allow for U.N. Inspectors. He told CBS’s Maureen Brennan the same thing. This raises the disturbing question of why the president joined Israel 24 hours later in the vicious attack – something no other president since the 1979 Iranian revolution would do.

We know that this was the wet dream of the necroconservatives in the Bush-Cheney administration hope to accomplish. Hence, Condi Rice’s recent White House visit was no surprise. We know that the vast majority of republicans in the House and Senate are afraid to disagree with the president. More, they are getting “contributions” from AIPAC, and we should remember the AIPAC espionage scandal from the W Bush administration, when spies leaked information on Iran to Israel. So we can’t seriously look to them to be loyal to the United States in this case.

https://www.trackaipac.com/congress

Another important factor, as documented above, is that a heck of a lot of Democrats are also on the AIPAC payroll. We saw, in the 2008 presidential primaries, that those who had voted in favor of attacking Iraq did not do well. We saw, in 2024, the refusal to confront the genocide in Gaza – including bringing the rotting pre-corpse of Dick Cheney on stage for an endorsement – did not play well. Indeed, it was a ticket to defeat in the context of independent voters now deciding the outcome of presidential elections.

I speak only for myself in saying I will never donate to any politician or group that takes money from AIPAC.I speak for the well-being of humanity when I ask others to consider, at very least, contacting those who represent you in DC that you are opposed to this war, and unable to support any politician who is connected – be deed or silence – to this immoral war. More, that your support will go to those opposed to the war, especially if they refuse AIPAC contributions.

Dumbasses hand out 30-round AR-15 magazines at Virginia state capitol

Documentarian Ford Fischer captured video of pro-gun activists handing out free 30-round AR-15 magazines outside the Virginia State Capitol, in a direct challenge to pending legislation set to ban the sale of such magazines in the state.

 

Gun activists hand out AR-15 magazines at Capitol to defy upcoming ban

The distribution occurred ahead of the expected signature of a bill that would prohibit the sale of high-capacity magazines in Virginia, marking a significant policy shift for the state. The activist giveaway represents an apparent attempt to circumvent the incoming ban by placing magazines in circulation before the law takes effect in July.

The footage, shared on social media by Fischer, shows activists freely distributing the magazines to supporters gathered at the Capitol. The incident underscores the ongoing tension between gun rights advocates and legislators pushing for stricter regulations on firearm accessories.

The stunt likely was staged by the “Virginia Citizens Defense League,” a gaggle of “activists” who delight in staging such displays.  I suspect this is what happened:
  • the people lined up are all VCDL members
  • who all came in together
  • all of whom own the magazines
  • they handed the magazines to the guy who stuck them in a sack
  • and is handing them back to their owners for the cameras,
  • hence, “distributing” 30-round magazines.

 

Shoes. It’s all about goddam shoes.

When Joseph Stalin took the stage, applause wasn’t just standard. It meant your freedom.

As the crowd thundered with cheers, no one dared to break first. Not after two minutes. Not after four. Not after six. As Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn wrote in “The Gulag Archipelago,” “It was becoming insufferably silly even to those who adored Stalin.”

Finally, after 11 minutes, one man — the director of a paper factory — broke the spell. And with that one act of independence, he sealed his fate. The director was arrested that evening.

On his interrogation document, an important lesson was inked into the pages: “Don’t ever be the first to stop applauding!”

Now, Donald Trump’s men are learning the same lesson — the humiliating way. Although this time, the question is different: “Who will be the first to take off their shoes?”

Across Washington, D.C., a new fashion trend has taken hold of those in Trump’s circle: embarrassingly oversized clown shoes.

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More specifically, a pair of $145 Florsheim oxfords. Trump is apparently obsessed with the shoes, and it’s getting weird. According to the Wall Street Journal, the president has taken to handing them out to Cabinet members, advisors and White House VIPs. He even makes it a game: guessing people’s shoe size, placing an order and then signing the box.

Forget policy and matters of government. At Cabinet meetings, Trump jumps in to ask, “Did you get the shoes?” As one female staffer noted, “All the boys have them.”

But this isn’t the type of gift horse you can safely look in the mouth. Another female White House staffer joked, “It’s hysterical because everybody’s afraid not to wear them.” Like Stalin, Trump is paying attention to see who stops clapping first.

As one cabinet secretary complained, he had to shelve his Louis Vuittons in favor of the president’s preferred style. What else has he had to shelve over the years to please the president? His morals? His values? His brain?

As he styles them to his liking, they are too afraid to disobey. If they take off the shoes, will he cast them out of his inner circle? Will he tarnish them on Truth Social? Will he send them to the gulag?

That last one isn’t a joke, nor is it an exaggeration. In an era of baseless political prosecutions, you are one wrong shoe away from facing an indictment.

While we have all been visually assaulted by the clown shoes, we have also felt the consequences of Trump’s hold on the Republican Party.

Sen. Susan Collins has done pirouettes around her policy positions in order to please Trump. The Department of Justice has found itself on the other side of its own lawsuit in its quest to demand voter rolls and rig the midterms. And just recently, Sen. John Cornyn — who is facing an intense runoff election — has flipped on the filibuster to appease Trump on the SAVE America Act.

The list of spineless capitulations is practically endless. If MAGA men can’t stand up to Trump on the shoes they choose to wear, what can they stand up to the president on? The answer is easy: nothing.

While Trump’s circle can’t find the strength to disagree with the president, it’s worth noting that Weyco, the parent company of Trump’s beloved Florsheim, is currently suing the administration over tariffs.

Businesses may oppose Trump’s policies, the public may be worried for democracy, and protestors may be taking to the streets — but the audience won’t stop clapping. They have learned Solzhenitsyn’s lesson.

The Republican Party will follow Trump off a cliff — and given their footwear, they will likely trip over the edge.