Yes, on this very day in 2016, when Donald “TACO” Trump was just running for President the first time, he derided those who were claiming Melania may not have had a legal immigration process. Maybe her Einstein Visa was not received on the up and up. Imagine that! Well TACO put all of that to rest in a public statement.
They said my wife Melania might have come in illegally. Can you believe that one? No, no, no. [Responding to naysayers in the audience]. They said, headline, maybe she came in illegally. Maybe. Let me tell you one thing, she has got it so documented, so she’s going to have a little news conference over the next couple of weeks. That’s wha…that gonna be. I love it. I love it. They said “Melania Trump may have come into our country illegally, and how would that be for Donald Trump to be [undecipherable word].” Here’s the only problem. She came into the country totally legally. I mean, you know. All right, you’ll see it in a little while. I said to her, no, no, let it simmer for a little while. Let them go wild. Let it simmer. And, then, let’s have a little news conference. *
Well, as of today, it’s been exactly 9 years since that announcement. Or, in more Trumpian terms, it has been a couple of weeks plus, oh, a few, um, 466 more weeks. So, you can see where I’m getting just a little doubtful. Maybe she will never do it. Maybe (oh, can it be), something really was amiss with her Einstein visa. Maybe, if her name was something like Melania Garcia, instead of Melania Trump, goons would have surrounded her on a street and kidnapped her to a foreign or even a new American concentration camp. Gosh. Do you think I am being too distrustful?