How about some nepotism served with a side of fraud, Barron Trump has apparently decided to follow in Daddy’s slimy footsteps. The boy isn’t even old enough to legally rent a car, but somehow he made eighty million dollars shorting Bitcoin right before hi9s father announced a policy that made crypto value plummet.
You know what that’s called? Insider trading. It’s illegal. It’s also not being investigated, because corruption apparently comes with a family discount.
And now there’s talk that he’s being considered for some top position at TikTok. Because when you’re rich and unqualified, you just fail upwards like it’s a generational sport.
Remember when Republicans spent years losing their collective minds over Hunter Biden’s art sales? I do. But sure, Barron can rake in millions overnight from crypto and line up a TikTok gig, and that’s just fine. The double standard is so blinding it should come with a warning label. The rest of America is out here juggling bills, paying more for groceries thanks to Grandpa Trump’s tariffs, and watching their jobs evaporate—while the Trump kids keep treating federal crimes like family game night.