You cannot make this shit up.

President Trump is battling with White House staff over how much work he actually has to do.

The 79-year-old president, who has repeatedly dozed through public appearances in his second term, has begged White House staff to give him “fewer, more important meetings” during his average workday.

His staff is apoplectic about Trump’s being videotaped falling asleep during those sycophancy events he holds in the White House.    Therefore, his staff is in a quandary, “How to give the old asshole all the public adoration he NEEDS while reducing the number and time of the staff meetings?”

Also, how to not let the rest of America know how fucking old and ill Trump really is.

Now, Trump has taken to saying that he is NOT sleeping in those videos.  Nope.  Trump is merely “closing his eyes,” so what is all the hubbub about!

Trump is so unconcerned about this issue that he called The Wall Street Journal and begged them not to run any piece about his energy and health.  Oh, and about those bruises on his hands?  He’s got that all under control.  He’s just taking 325 mg of aspirin daily is all!

I looked up to see why ANYONE would need 4 times the dose of aspirin on a daily basis.  It turns out that doctors do recommend 325 mg doses of aspirin.  It’s just FOR THOSE WHO HAVE SUFFERED A HEART ATTACK OR STROKE!  

Trump is claiming that it is PREVENTATIVE, as in preventing him from having a heart attack in the first place, which is bullshit.  Doctors only recommend the higher dosage as a secondary preventative measure. 

In other words, Trump has suffered a heart attack or stroke, and he refuses to acknowledge that.

SHOCKING!

Unfortunately, I bet this doesn’t get much attention in the legacy media.  It’s OK if you are Republican to lie your ass off about your health and mental fitness.  But a Democrat?  Just ask Joe Biden about that.  The NYT kept pounding on that issue, but what about Trump?  Crickets.

But this is just one more detail about Trump’s real health.  A man who has what is obviously IV’s drugs administered frequently, along with several MRIs, is hiding the fact that he had a (1)  serious heart attack or (2) stroke.  Also, throw in his inability to walk properly as another piece of the puzzle.

Someone in his/her seventies who has suffered a heart attack or stroke is also more likely to develop Alzheimer’s.

Most of us already believe that Trump was in cognitive decline before being reelected.  But if the research does hold out for cardiovascular issues and Alzheimer’s, you can imagine Trump suffering more of a rapid decline in the next few years.

BUT WAIT — THERE’S MORE:

Trump owns several private golf clubs, his favorite being Florida’s Mar-A-Lago.  He takes a LOT of time off to travel AT TAXPAYER EXPENSE to one of his golf clubs where he spends hours or days.  Several websites track the time he spends playing golf and how much this costs us taxpayers in transportation and Secret Service protection.

For example:  Donald Trump has golfed 79 days out of 348 days since returning to office (22.7% of the presidency spent golfing).  At a cost of $110,600,000 to us taxpayers.

Now, however, the White House has announced they will no longer put “GOLF” or “VACATION” on Trump’s schedule — so we will not know how much time he is taking off to screw around doing nothing.  IN FACT, the golf tracker linked above shows ZERO GOLFING IN DECEMBER 2025 while anyone with half a brain knows that he spent three weekends PLUS Christmas and New Year’s holidays at Mar-A-Lago.