What would happen if Trump were kidnapped by another country??

“What would happen if former President Trump was kidnapped and arrested by a nation enemy of the United States? Would the White House do anything? Would it be a problem for National Security?”

This is a likely scenario.

Day 1:
“Hello, this is the president of Berzerkistan. We have your former President Trump. He is alive and unharmed. If you ever want to see him alive again, deliver One Million Ounces of Gold to the Prime Minister of Vietnam. After the gold is safely in our hands, we will return Former President Trump to you.”

“Hello, this is Vice-President JD Vance.  It is the policy of the United States never to negotiate with terrorists. We will not pay a million ounces of gold to get Donald Trump back.”

Day 3:
“Hello Vice-President JD Vance? This is still the president of Berzerkistan. Your Former President Trump is truly a pain in the ass, but we still have the upper hand by retaining him here. As a gesture of goodwill, we now demand One Thousand Ounces of Gold for his safe return.”

“Good morning, President of Berzerkistan. We still don’t negotiate with terrorists.”

Day 5:
“Hello Vice-President JD Vance? Look, we’ll give the motherfucker back for free. What do you say?”

“Nope. We still don’t negotiate with terrorists.”

Day 7

:“Vice-President JD Vance, I know that you are a good humanitarian man. My entire army has defected so they don’t have to watch Trump. What would it take for us to be rid of this worthless piece of shit?”

“Look pal, you took him. He’s yours.”

Day 9:
“I beg of you, Vice-President JD Vance. PLEASE come get this bastard. The little prick has started holding MAGA rallies in the town square. Only five people in the entire country speak English so no one knows what the hell he is saying, but we’re quickly running out of eggs and tomatoes.”

“Nope. We don’t care what happens to him as long as it’s in your country. Deal with him.  I have notified all US Customs ports to refuse him if he tries to come back  He’s your asshole now.”

Trump says he will have a big bunker under the ballroom

President Donald Trump confirmed that the military was involved in the construction of a “big complex” underneath his new White House ballroom – and hinted at it being a new bunker.

While speaking with reporters aboard Air Force One, the president provided updates on his $400 million ballroom and showed off renderings of the 90,000-square-foot structure, which replaced the original East Wing.

“The military is building a big complex under the ballroom, which has come out recently because of a stupid lawsuit that was filed,” Trump said, referring to a lawsuit that seeks to pause construction of the ballroom.

Although Trump did not exactly explain the purpose of the underground bunker, he hinted it was for security reasons. “The ballroom essentially becomes a shed for what’s being built under the military, including from drones, including from any other thing,” Trump said, adding that the windows will be “bulletproof.”


Once upon a time, another world leader had a special bunker built for himself.  Here’s an hour-long documentary on that bunker and the final days of that Fascist.

 

It Should Be a Bigger Story That the President of the United States Is a World-Class, Championship LIAR

Noted rapist and warmonger Donald Trump lies to everyone. 

For his entire life, he has lied. To list his lies would be to write his biography because it is merely a series of lies, from his personal relationships to his business deals to his contracts with others to his image on his stupid TV show to his campaigns for president to his press conferences to his dealings with other countries. Every single thing is a lie. He lies so much he can’t keep track of what he lied about and when someone says he said one thing but now says another, he waves it off and tells a third lie and just plows ahead, ready to lie again. 

 That’s how he discusses the war in Iran, declaring victory, declaring that the rest of the world needs to open up the Strait of Hormuz, sending more troops, declaring victory again, saying that Iran is 100% contained militarily, and threatening an invasion before declaring victory one more time.

You can’t trust a word out of his lying mouth, so attempting to extract meaning from his statements or his droppings on Truth Toilet or, anything, really, is a fool’s game, like trying to get a 2-year-old to tell you how the cat ended up in the washing machine. You know goddam well what happened, but that little shit is never gonna admit it. That’s because there is no meaning beyond whatever makes Trump look the best, the strongest, and the most right in any given moment. Or makes him money, one of those constants in his cursed life.

It’s some insidious stuff, and it’s a huge story that the media covers generally only as fact checks and not as “How do we operate as a country when you can’t trust the president to be honest about anything?”

For instance, it’s an article of MAGA faith that President Joe Biden left behind a decimated ruin of a country that Trump had to fix like a Servpro guy taking care of a flooded basement. Trump loves shitting on Biden as much as possible. If he’s in front of a mic, at some point, he’s gonna drop his pants and take a shit on Joe Biden’s photo. On Friday, in remarks to . . . well, to some group of MAGAts . . . who really cares? . .. he said, “Biden and his allies wrecked our country. They wreaked havoc on our economy” and then called him “Sleepy Joe” and “stupid.” On the same say, talking a farmers’ group, he said, “For four disastrous years before I took office, Sleepy Joe Biden and the Democrats in Congress crushed America’s farmers with the worst inflation in the history of our country.” And, again, same day, Trump said to reporters, unprompted, “the Biden open border” allowed criminals in. The day before, at one of his weekly testicle tongue baths from his cabinet, Trump said that Iran “had free rein under Biden, Sleepy Joe, worst president in the history of our country, what he allowed it to happen to our country at the borders and even with a thing like this.”

But the thing is, as anyone who was even a little cognizant of what was actually happening way, way back in 2024, Biden didn’t wreck the country. There are many things to criticize Biden on, but when he left office, by every objective measure, the economy and much else domestically was in pretty goddamn great shape. I hate to repeat myself, but, come on, The Economist declared the American economy under Biden “the envy of the world” in that we recovered better, faster, and more strongly than anyone else post-pandemic. The inflation rate, which had gone up to 9% in 2022 due to high demand for goods after Covid (which is basic finance stuff), along with supply chain issues and other forces, was pretty much the same as it is now by mid-2024. The Inflation Reduction Act had worked its magic; job creation was still going well, even if it had slowed after the incredible highs in 2022; the unemployment rate was lower than it is now, and the CHIPS Act was creating more tech opportunities in the US. Farmers got a bailout and tons of support. There’s so much more, like the subsidies to help people pay for Affordable Care Act policies. I mean, this isn’t some fantasy. It’s what was really going on. Oh, and Biden didn’t have an “open borders” policy. But the pent up demand to get into the US after the pandemic  sent the numbers up on people coming into the country, something else that was under control by the time Biden lost the election.

So – let’s say it again:  IF TRUMP’S LIPS ARE MOVING, HE IS LYING.

For his entire life, he has lied. To list his lies would be to write his biography because it is merely a series of lies, from his personal relationships to his business deals to his contracts with others to his image on his stupid TV show to his campaigns for president to his press conferences to his dealings with other countries. Every single thing is a lie. He lies so much he can’t keep track of what he lied about and when someone says he said one thing but now says another, he waves it off and tells a third lie and just plows ahead, ready to lie again. 

 

Remember those Jan 6 thugs pardoned by Trump?

More and more of them are back in jail — on state or local charges where Trump cannot pardon them.

Here’s a very short list:

  • Andrew Paul Johnson: A Florida man who received a full pardon for his role in the Jan. 6 riot was sentenced in March 2026 to life in prison for sexually abusing children.
  • Christopher Moynihan: Pardoned for his participation in the Capitol breach, Moynihan was arrested in October 2025 and later pleaded guilty to threatening to murder House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
  • Jake Lang: A prominent Jan. 6 figure who was released after a pardon was arrested in February 2026 in Minnesota on a felony charge of property damage after destroying an anti-ICE ice sculpture.
  • Bryan Betancur: Also a recipient of a pardon, Betancur was arrested in March 2026 in the Washington, D.C. area on charges of assault and battery.
  • Andrew Taake: Pardoned and released from a six-year sentence, Taake was arrested in February 2025 in Texas on an outstanding warrant for soliciting a minor.
  • Matthew Huttle: A pardoned rioter with a prior history of violent crimes was shot and killed during an altercation with a sheriff’s deputy in Indiana in January 2025, just days after being pardoned.